One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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