She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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