You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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