So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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