She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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