when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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