if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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