The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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