yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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