Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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