She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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