I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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