And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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