he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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