Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just google imaged poop.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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