is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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