Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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