is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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