Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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