My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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