I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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