I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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