I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you would pick up someone in the library
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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