i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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