And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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