my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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