it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
These tits shall not be calmed
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