i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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