im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I believe in your delicious
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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