just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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