Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I could fuck to npr.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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