Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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