brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The cops high fived after they tackled you
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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