im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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