Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize