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(512): View more from Texas

just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?

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pretty standard. you have fun last night?

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apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?

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typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

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(512): just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long? (1-512): pretty standard. you have fun last night? (512): apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean? (1-512): typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat. http://tfl.nu/ntbz

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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(248): I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there! http://tfl.nu/8urv

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(973): View more from New Jersey

we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.

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(973): we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle. http://tfl.nu/il9h

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(804): View more from Virginia

Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?

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(804): Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos? http://tfl.nu/p64w

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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(248): I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh http://tfl.nu/l3fg

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(815): View more from Illinois

How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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(815): How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back? http://tfl.nu/7gwj

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.

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(580): Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service. http://tfl.nu/46gk

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.

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(952): Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/n35v

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(773): View more from Illinois

you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.

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(773): you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening. http://tfl.nu/4psa

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.

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(857): Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works. http://tfl.nu/hgbu

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(435): View more from Utah

Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.

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(435): Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender. http://tfl.nu/assa

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(540): View more from Virginia

A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.

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(540): A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough. http://tfl.nu/m6k2

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(313): View more from Michigan

This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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(313): This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow." http://tfl.nu/pm0e

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(919): View more from North Carolina

im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays

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(919): im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays http://tfl.nu/a0eg

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit

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(336): You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit http://tfl.nu/n31s

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