Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now

(248): View more from Michigan

I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!

(248): View more from Michigan

I am absolutely hammered

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now (248): I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!! (248): I am absolutely hammered http://tfl.nu/lexm

Replies (2) Good night (1962) Bad night (701)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847) 4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it http://tfl.nu/qjg2

Replies (1) Good night (899) Bad night (1294)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples. http://tfl.nu/vzvv

Replies (14) Good night (2585) Bad night (951)
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat? http://tfl.nu/3sn0

Replies (93) Good night (1081) Bad night (3288)
Favorite
(858): View more from California

we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(858): we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open. http://tfl.nu/kkl3

Replies (23) Good night (14211) Bad night (1093)
Favorite
(301): View more from Maryland

I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(301): I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss. http://tfl.nu/xujk

Replies (16) Good night (5848) Bad night (481)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking http://tfl.nu/q6i0

Replies (17) Good night (3992) Bad night (1728)
Favorite
(402): View more from Nebraska

So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(402): So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy? http://tfl.nu/0629

Replies (44) Good night (6139) Bad night (1434)
Favorite
(406): View more from Montana

she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(406): she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure. http://tfl.nu/ut3o

Replies (5) Good night (1266) Bad night (2588)
Favorite
(661): View more from California

u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(661): u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom http://tfl.nu/4j5d

Replies (10) Good night (3321) Bad night (901)
Favorite
(940): View more from Texas

you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(940): you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can. http://tfl.nu/3ex5

Replies (7) Good night (830) Bad night (919)
Favorite
(775): View more from Nevada

Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(775): Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf http://tfl.nu/s6jl

Replies (6) Good night (296) Bad night (774)
Favorite
(898): View more from

Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(898): Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous. http://tfl.nu/8yxh

Replies (2) Good night (555) Bad night (240)
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

...

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward. (1-215): ... (215): I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure. http://tfl.nu/h70g

Replies (5) Good night (867) Bad night (322)
Favorite
(708): View more from Illinois

Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(708): Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia http://tfl.nu/57sg

Replies (6) Good night (213) Bad night (810)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: