Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
