So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
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WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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