and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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