god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Never underestimate the power of titties
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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