Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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