On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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