Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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