Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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