Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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