I'm really into asian looking animals
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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