The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
birth control should be required to get into college
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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