i will never coherently bang her
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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