So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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