She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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