No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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