I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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