So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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