guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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